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Cooking Cowgirl Kristi
1+ day, 1+ hour ago (210+ words) 1. Will Markwayne ever get his two first names legally separated, since they remind everybody that he is a ridiculous person who sounds like an extra in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby? 2. Will Markwayne have to sleep with Corey…...
Is Melania The Worst Film Ever Made?
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (490+ words) It's perhaps unfair for me to call Melania the worst film ever made, since I haven't seen every film ever made. But I have seen Porky's 3, Police Academy 6, and many Rob Schneider vehicles, so you know I mean business when…...
A Prayer For The Unjust
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (95+ words) Sorry to bother you prematurely. I just sent you my weekly piece the other day. But this ain't really a full-on piece. Just a short primal scream. I was minding my own business, salting my driveway, hoarding groceries and splitting…...
2025 Is Finally Over—But Not Soon Enough
2+ mon, 1+ week ago (356+ words) Nguyen: How do you feel about the year overall? Labash: Oh, it's gone great. If you're in the chaos'n'dysfunction business. And who are we kidding? I sort of am. I warned of this before the 2024 election, even if the reality…...
It's A Wipe - Slack Tide by Matt Labash
3+ mon, 5+ day ago (357+ words) Let me answer your question with a few more questions. Do people consider morality sacred? Can they even agree on the meaning of "sacred," or, for that matter, of "morality"? Now that concrete, observable facts are mere suggestions, or intimations,…...
Help! - Slack Tide by Matt Labash
4+ mon, 2+ week ago (934+ words) LABASH: Help! We're drowning in corruption... (First column, 12th story, link) Related stories:Govt Shutdown Not Stopping The Don From Amassing 'Emergency' Powers...50 simultaneous national emergencies...Federal workers flock to DC food bank as they miss first full paycheck...Furloughed IRS…...
Springtime for Hitler?
4+ mon, 3+ week ago (727+ words) Dear Matt,Is it time yet to make any parallels between the Nazis and MAGA? Signed,D. Bonhoeffer Maybe. I don't know. People have been calling each other Nazis in politics ever since Hitler put a Walther PPK to his head…...
The Sad Clown Show Comes For Jimmy Kimmel
5+ mon, 3+ week ago (304+ words) Should we really hold our late-night comics to a higher standard than we do the President of the United States? That's the sad clown-show we want to live in? And now the Sad-Clown-in Chief and his Insane Clown Posse have…...
A Trump Era Wish: Just One Day of Sanity
7+ mon, 2+ day ago (841+ words) LABASH: COULD WE HAVE JUST ONE DAY OF SANITY? (Second column, 6th story, link) Drudge Report Feed needs your support!" Become a Patron A Trump Era Wish: Just One Day of Sanity When a lunatic runs the asylum, every day feels…...
The Ben Shapiro "Honesty" Hustle
9+ mon, 3+ week ago (1199+ words) LABASH: The Ben Shapiro 'Honesty' Hustle... (Second column, 1st story, link) Drudge Report Feed needs your support!" Become a Patron The Ben Shapiro "Honesty" Hustle Has King Donald's Qatari private jet gift finally gone too far for MAGA? Don't hold your…...